Calling all Naieve Artists

Posted: 24th October 2011 by Khannea Suntzu in Uncategorized
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Hello there,
I wish to seek as many young naive artists as possible for a new video game I am working on. Time is of the essence here, so let’s get straight to business.
It will be an “epic” videogame
I use that word very loosely here, but what I’m trying to say is that I have absolutely no idea idea what I’m doing. If I did then I wouldn’t have come so utterly unprepared as this.
I know you all want details like the story, concept or even a basic structured plan of action, but I haven’t got any. So instead I’ll distract you with big words like “revolutionary” and “exciting” in the hopes that you’ll forget what a dodgy sounding project this is.

I need you…
to do all the hard work for me. I can’t even begin this project until I have someone on board that actually knows what they’re doing. I play a lot of video games so I will be the director of this project. If you don’t know the connection between playing and creating, don’t worry, neither do I.

The pay is “good”
And by “good” I mean “almost non-existent”. You will have to wait at least 4 years after the game is released (provided it actually finishes) before you receive a minimal monetary reimbursement for your efforts. I’m thinking around $200 -$300 should do the trick. Plus your name will be in the credits, which will add a net value of zero (0) dollars. Not to mention the priceless “life lessons” that you will take with you, like not joining projects without researching the company first.

ACT NOW!
Nothing would please me more then to take the creative talents of many people and run them straight into the ground, in a way that only I know how. So don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bring my vision to life!

Sincerely,
Someone you should never work with











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